• Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

myowndesertplaces:

tonyshardest180:

myowndesertplaces:

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i hope those were bloopers for a youtube cooking show or something and you didn’t just waste all that food for a vine

GUYS!  It has surpassed the fandom!

(via mametownhonu)

allthingsorangeisthenewblack:

they killed her off too soon

allthingsorangeisthenewblack:

they killed her off too soon

tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza fact. [poppze]

Tags: yep

GET TO KNOW ME MEME3/10 movies » Fight Club (1999)

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler."

(via thereal1990s)

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

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(Source: mikkelsening, via 90s90s90s)